The theories of the political economy illustrated through the example of two cows...

Socialism says that when you have two cows, you give one to your neighbor.

Communism says that when you have two cows, the state takes both and gives you some milk.

Fascism: State takes both and sells some milk.

Naziism: State takes both and shoots you.

Bureauocracy: The state takes both, kills one, takes milk from the other and draws away from milk.

Democracy has two cows and no neighbors. You're tax-pressed and you owe it to sell one. The tax entrance is used to buy a cow for the neighbor. You're pleased.

Traditional capitalism sell one and buy a bull. By raising a flock, you sell everything and withdraw.

American Capitalism sells one and forces the other to provide milk for four. And yet he asks a vet why the cow can't survive.

Chinese Capitalism You have 300 people available to feed on milk. You say you have full employment and high productivity. You arrest a journalist who tells the truth.

Capitalism number 5 cows, then 42, then 2. You stop counting and you open another bottle of vodka./Periscopi/