Stop it!

I'm stating from the top of the time, revered readers and equally honored readers of this weekly and innocent book, that I'm not talking about the association “enough! ” of civil society where many years ago the current mayor of our betrothed and informed capital, who the mayor later founded G-99, Partisan (not the partuza) or rather the Particka (I'm sorry for the idea and entitled by the Socialist Party.

No, no, three times no! My word is found. Where? The need for Mr. Prime Minister to no longer be attributed to his antagonist politicians, not by analysts, publicists and others to be rude and envious individuals, nicknames such as Sultan, monarch, tyrant, despot, dictator, satrap, or any other similar or even heavier. So stop!

That's enough because, from some secret or half-secret sources, my former colleague and friend Francesk Armandi taught me yesterday, as we were returning from huge protests of popular well-being to the “witness of the Nation”, that Mr. Prime Minister those nofka not only didn't bother him, but they also encourage him to enjoy the organisational (so, at the party level) orgazmatic (at a level of individual or interdividential level). Yes, yes, they haven't made your eyes, loving readers and readers as dear! Mr. Prime Minister is happy to hear them say:

1. Like Sultan, because he certainly dreams of being Sultan not only of all Albanian-speaking Balkan trains, but of a wider part of the Balkans, to make the dream of Yugoslav Tito and Bulgarian Dimtrov come true in 1945-1947 for creating a Balkan confederation!

It is no coincidence of his approach to Turkish Erdogan, as much as a popular rapsod before a year produced a song with the “Balkan today has two lions / Albanian Rama / Turkish Erdogan!”, which echoes the former refrain that illustrates the unbroken Albanian-kinese friendship of 1961-1979: “The world has today / one from China / other from Europe / Mao Ce-Dun and Enver Hoxha”

2. As a monarch, because he certainly dreams of entering history such as Ahmet Zogu, who, thanks to a series of reforms with a EuroWestern spirit, strengthened the Albanian state but also because he is as tall and imposing as His Naltgrenia.

In fact, he most likely dreams that, as King Zog did, he does, not with eggs, flour, or ink, but with bullets (trains, of course, not really) to mention his husbandship at Cv.

3. As a tyrant, because it is certain to be Albania's first with Tirana capital, it completely deserves the epithesia “tiran”: Does not Tirana's “Tyrani sound great as described several decades ago by Enver Hoxha as a French newspaper? Then let's not forget that the word “tiran” comes from the old Greek “tvanos” through Latin “tyrannos” in the sense of “zot”, what, may let Mr. Prime Minister speculate he is of Greek-Roman descent! What pride! But beware: Renowned French novelist Michel Tournier, whom Mr. Rama may have read, writes somewhere that “The absolute citizenship of the tyrant in the end absolutely drives him crazy”.

4. As the despot, because, certainly, thanks to the readings of his youth, Mr. Rama must be aware of the historical notion “despot éclairé”, i.m. “despot mindset”, otherwise stated, the ruler with unlimited power and follower of the philosophy of brilliant ideas in the X century V III, what pleases the master in his words, but careful: Not to be forgotten is the thought of French philosopher Rousseau in the 20th century V III, under which “Despot is a god only as long as it is the strongest”, i.e. When he falls from the fig tree, he is taken away by the river, to bring him into the sea, oil!

5. As a dictator, because he certainly, Mr. Rama, is thrilled to know that, at least according to French language “Le Petit Robert 1”, “dictator is a person who, having seized power, exercise it without any control of the others”. In fact, the master in question does not express this, but by the way he behaves, speaks, and acts, he seems to be proud in this regard, much more so that the superiority “ditator” reminds fellow Enver Hoxha, who took over forty years to the Albanian people and whose exploits seem to him, so Mr. Rama is inspired from time to time.

6. Just like satraps, this epithet certainly remembers dearly a fellow Enver Hoxha who often associated with the king

Named bird “Although this epithet does not thrill the gentleman in question, the idea that he would be very pleased to be considered by many, through “Renaissance mavi”, as a nationalist personality just as successful as His Greatness and the Leader of P. P. S., it looks like it welcomes the delirants' seat, even if they're inevitably pasting the epithet “strarap” as a single and not divided word: “

As a result, the dear reader and the equally expensive reader of this book, is it not more likely that the above - mentioned nicknames are not to be referred to as being compared to any of the names or surnames of Mr. Rama, because they would get drunk and call him on ecstasy, raising him up to the seventh sky, where he could wander into a black hole to never return to our beautiful Albania by his very state of being magnificent?