Here are five truths you should know about oral sex

Okay, we know how happy you are when it comes to oral sex. But what we're afraid of is that there's some things that guys need to know while their girlfriend's doing what she's doing.

1. He should appreciate that you're putting it in your mouth. You're where you are for his sake, not yours. That doesn't mean you're not enjoying it or he should feel guilty. No! But you should at least take a look at the clock because everything has limits and your jaws deserve to be tortured.

2. He should at least return the favor. If you don't want anything else, reciprocity is the best thing we can do. It's like someone comes to your house and offers them nothing to drink. Even if he doesn't drink, he'll take it because he can't be rude. Respect above all!

3. He must cooperate with his hands! How many times, of course!

4. Can you stop touching the oks?! This distracts us because you're ruining our oks. Okay, it's good news you're not asleep, but put that hand somewhere else.

5. He must practice protected sex. If your partner wants you to establish a condom during this time, you should. It doesn't negotiate!