Male error in flirting, dating, and sex

They think if the girls look into them, they're sexually interested in them.

They think that the night's bill you spent outside automatically gives them access to your bed. If girls had intended to be paid for sex, you know, it would cost more than two mojitos, a long drive and half a pack of light cigarettes.

They are confusing an uncertain experience with a sex experience. Finding a non-traditional place for sex when both of you get dizzy about drinking, it's really cool, but someone could have a leg fracture.

They imagine that one evening of kissing and embracing should end with sex. You didn't think it through.

They think girls will probably love sex after a romantic dinner with three plates and a bottle of red wine. Yeah, if they're scrapping on the bed with a nice video on your laptop, it looks like a sexy position.

They are prepared to protect themselves from claims of serious relations that girls will have after one night. Do not be foolish: Even girls get excited and practice casual sex.

They go from zero to sex without an atmosphere heating session. Does a NASA ship get off the ground immediately in the farthest part of the stratosphere? No. She needs to warm up first. You understand. The rocket needs to be prepared.

They won't let you run the game.

They go directly to their favorite position without allowing the necessary launch.

They don't come down to you before sex unless you come down to him. Why is male oral sex a preliminary stage and for women not? Ah, okay, because of the patriarchism.

They tactfully interrupt language work to carry on with their fingers. And they don't look good.

When they experience some strange and unpleasant moves they have seen in porn without asking. Oh, the girls were also 12 years old and dreamed that a prince would show up on a horse to save, but desires have boundaries.

There's a different destination without asking. No matter what you think about it, ask, wait for answers.

They bite your chest really hard. Nobody said this thing was exciting.

They think they all want clitoral stimuli, some do, but others are very sensitive. So it's not always good practice to keep pushing the elevator button.

They ignore the signs and sounds of our body and continue with the movements their ex liked. We're all unique with different ways of excitement and you're lazy.

They think they don't need extra lubrication and sex ends up in a sex session. You cannot believe only in the forces of nature.

They tend your orgasm just to please their ego, not to give you pleasure. They come out determined and then they blow up when it doesn't happen. It's not sexy at all!

They're so quiet when nothing happens to you that night and you tell him it's not his fault. And he says “E knows! It's complicated with you girls! ” and is asleep in five minutes.

They think we all want you to sleep with us and be around tomorrow morning. No. My morning routine with a shower and the putting of 70 creams on my face is sacred.