18 reasons why nanos that take “back to home feel like they're going crazy

People seem to think you're just hanging out with the kids all day, right? Then they don't understand why you ever lose control. So the next time Aunt Hamdije starts with her how easy it is to label her in this post.

Here is 18 reasons why house - dwelling nanas lose control every day:

1 We lose control because we clean shit all day. When you clean shit up in the little ass, on the walls, on your fingers, all day, then we can talk.

2 We lose control because we can't go to the toilet alone. Seriously, not only do kids bombard you with screams every time you sit on the toilets, but God saves us, I'll beat the man at ease for a few minutes until you make the need quiet.

3 We never escape the constant rage of a child who has lost his satisfaction. Today, this child has had a good time of 1,678. That's enough to drive everyone crazy.

4 We lose control because 90% of the day goes by keeping children from killing themselves. You know... One child thinks it's a superman who can fly out of the closet, and the other thinks it's fun to put the fork in the plug.

5 We lose control because when we ask for five minutes to breathe, they ask us why? Why? Are you kidding me? Do you ask the tutor at the nursery why she needs 5 minutes off, or even her 30-minute break for a comfortable bread eater?

6 We lose control because we're dying for sleep. As long as you sleep for the eight hours, nanas at home are every hour taken by the baby's cries, driven away for food at 3: 00 a.m., and pray that the children sleep without water 50 times.

7 We lose control because our blood sugar levels have fallen to the ground. We don't have half an hour to lunch, not even five minutes to eat something. When children eat bread, we put clothes on the washing machine, wash dishes, or wander through the room trying to calm a baby that won't stop crying.

8 We lose control because we run like chicken without heads all day. Someone thinks we have time too. Yeah, well, since I don't do anything all day, I can also come and pass your home for guests and come to the party with the bride and daughter you do every week.

9 We lose control because we never leave work. Being a night at home is a full - time job that never ends, all day, even most of the night.

10 We lose control because nobody offers us help. Why would you help me stay home all day? Maybe because we're not super people who can live through air.

11 We lose control because we live in a war zone all the time. You can never predict when there's a crack, when kids have to argue with each other, when one has to be injured for emergencies, when they have to escape on the street without noticing them.

12 We lose control because every time we put the kids to sleep, someone decides to prey on a tree or destroy a building. It's like they're just waiting for bedtime and they're going to wake up every kid in the neighborhood. Apparently, I had no lunch today for the third day.

13 We lose control when the man comes home and says: “What did you do all day? I'd rather shut up than go to jail for murder. I saved your children alive, how did your day pass?

14 We lose control when someone tells us it's not that hard, I just take a little time for myself. Seriously? How would you like me to do that? Will you come look after my kids? Will you watch over them until they climb up the walls and shout so hard that you can't think of noise?

15 Friends without children don't realize that you can't be anything you say you break. Yeah, now that I have kids I've changed. I can't be a very good friend because I'm too busy trying to be a good mother.

16 We lose control because children change taste receptors every day. One day they go crazy about rice, they hate it the next day. Looking for soup when I make them, she eats eggs and bread. And when I make them eggs and bread, I'll have some jam. This drives us crazy every day.

17 We lose control because we can't even have a cup of coffee. It's the daily routine. Coffee can either be neglected by running after children, or throwing out a ball, or taking us in an unexpected hug. And if you miss these, it gets cold and I don't drink anyway.

18 People think our life is easy. Believe me, being a mother at home is like working for a boss who never knows what he wants, and then criticizes you when you haven't done it right.

If you're a mother at home, and you lose control often, you're not alone. It's full-time work and overtime. Don't worry, you'll survive today, just like every day.