15 Things That Do Not Give You Pregnant

One of the most disturbing problems today for young couples and adolescents is unwanted pregnancy. Since many are afraid to do something that might suddenly get pregnant, we'll show you some things that will never create you an embryo.

1. You don't get pregnant from jerking off.
2. You don't get pregnant with oral sex.
3. You don't get pregnant sitting on a man's lap and he's wearing his pants.
4. You don't get pregnant by sexual thoughts.
5. You don't get pregnant to jump on an object.
6. You don't get pregnant when you jerk off a man in jazz.
7. You don't get pregnant from anal sex.
8. You don't get pregnant when you're already pregnant.
9. You don't get pregnant sitting in a toilet.
10. You don't get pregnant using your fingers.
11. You don't get pregnant rubbing.

12. You don't get pregnant thinking too much.
13. You don't get pregnant watching movies.
14. You don't get pregnant dancing like nobody's watching.
15. You don't get pregnant hating Monday...