8 hours agoDon't have a lot of sex over the summer, that's why it's bad.
Periskopi(8 years ago)
(8 years ago)Many people say wine is hot because it's a period full of cocktails, women running in bikinis, good - colored men, and beach kisses get great praise. But it's time to admit that this is really bullshit created by famous bikini companies for [...]
Many people say wine is hot because it's a period full of cocktails, women running in bikinis, good - colored men, and beach kisses get great praise.
But it's time to admit that this is really bullshit created by famous bikini companies to sell their products.
Winter is the true season of sex, of warm hugs, of sex before the fire stove, and of warming up with a glass of hot wine.
Summer season is a period of burning skin, socks, and sandals.
Here are some reasons why sex during the summer season may be the worst of all seasons:
* Sex during summer season is bad because there is no such thing as slow and sexy strippers, since summer clothes are easily stripped off by the body, unlike those in winter, broadcast the telegraph.
* Nobody smells good during a hot sunny day.
* In fact, it's very hot weather and human contact cannot bring such a good feeling.
* The day is so bright and sexy is always more attractive in the presence of darkness.
* You can't have sex under the sheets because it's too hot.
* You have sunburn and every touch causes you pain.
