Men: 10 rules for women during the European Championship

The European Football Championship has begun and millions of fans around the world are watching all the games closely. They're cheering, but in the heat of the sports atmosphere, a harsh word can be heard to ladies. To prevent that from happening, some men have written 10 ridiculous rules (or...)
The European Football Championship has begun and millions of fans around the world are watching all the games closely.
They're cheering, but in the heat of the sports atmosphere, a harsh word can be heard to ladies.
To prevent that from happening, some men have written 10 ridiculous rules (or not) for the best half of them to follow for the next month if they want to have their relationship or marriage not to suffer.
Rules for women during the European Championship:
1. If I hear you say Cristiano Ronaldo is handsome, go outside.
2. As EURO lasts, TV is mine. Television series, shows and reality shows no longer exist.
3. I'll probably bet, so if you see me getting bored while my team loses, don't even accidentally say:
This is just a game
Get over it.
He'll win next time
This will end in a split
4. Start of a conversation
We don't do it anyway, so don't draw my attention
5. The records are very important. It doesn't matter that I've already watched the whole game, if I have to bring the whole fight back, I'll see it again.
6. I'm not going to attend any meetings or parties with your friends, I'm busy if you don't include playing games.
7. You are free to watch the match with me as long as you remain silent.
8. Don't accidentally ask me to explain what's the status out of the game. The answer is to leave the room on that occasion.
9. The judge is always a trick.
10. If you hear me scream your name, be ready to:
You bring a drink
You bring me easy.
Bring in new batteries for the remote
If you violate any of these rules, take these steps:
- First warning.
- Another act. Get out of the room.
- Third generation complete or divorce










