10 hours agoHow do you know he's not gonna be so good in bed?
Periskopi(5 years ago)
(5 years ago)You're still at your beginning. You've been out a few times and last time you switched a kiss. You have no idea how he might be in bed except for his wild fantasies he's been telling you regularly but virtually. Before you find out for yourself, we tell you a list of things about him [...]
You're still at your beginning. You've been out a few times and last time you switched a kiss. You have no idea how he might be in bed except for his wild fantasies he's been telling you regularly but virtually. Before you find out for yourself, we're telling you a list of things to realize that he's not as good as he says in sex.
1.
He stares at his cell phone as if it were a sexy girl who would like to sleep with while he sees you as an old piece of cheese he forgot to throw away.
2.
You have no idea if you look beautiful even though you've been dating for some time.
3.
He never asks you about himself.
4.
When you ask him to stop doing something, he decides to keep doing it because he thinks it's funny.
5.
He's slow and messy like the main character in a romantic comedy.
6.
From the first time you kissed, he tried to shake your hands.
7.
When you ask him about the future, he mutates something about “Playstate”.
8.
It keeps sunglasses in a closed environment and looks super “col”.
9.
You hate the way he kisses you.
10.
His training translates into rapid walking toward the refrigerator.
11.
He mocks you in front of his friends.
Twelve.
You're not sure if you really like it.
Source Layer: Cosmopolitan
