10 minutes of sex that will make you laugh

10 minutes of sex that will make you laugh

1. You have to have sex with your spouse every night for a happy marriage. There's nothing wrong with it if you don't do this because you're not robots and sometimes a good vacation, can bring even more hot sex later. 2. You have to get easy on orgasms every time you have sex. For [...]

There's nothing wrong with it if you don't do this because you're not robots and sometimes a good vacation, can bring even more hot sex later.

2. You have to get easy on orgasms every time you have sex.

For some women, reaching orgasm is too difficult. There is no problem in suggesting that you try something else to make this possible or even simply give up if you feel that it's not going to happen.

3. Men won't like you unless you're compiled.

What if we tell them that the extraction is evil? If you like to be compiled, you're OK. But if you hate deforestation, you don't have to worry about what he will think. Males who get annoyed by this usually are not worth having partners and hiding the Amazon forest down there.

4. Menstruations are disgusting.

Men who think that are 14-year-olds with a poster of Justin Bieber hanging from his bed head. Mother Nature, people!

5. Oral sex is mandatory.

You should never think that “D U n It's time to have oral sex. Even if he makes you feel guilty because you're with them. Even if he pushes your head down. V WHICH he pushed your head down.

6. If you just take the missionary's position, your sex life is boring.

In fact, this position is simple and allows you to kiss while you're having sex. The complex positions are interesting, but sometimes people are too tired to try “the passion substance” or things like that.

7. Sex doesn't taste the same if you force “to wear condoms.

Are you serious? Perhaps he will like diapers and cries nine months later or a pleasant sexual disease.

8. You suck if “doesn't finish what you started”.

You ever go to the restaurant and don't finish your plate because your food likes you and then your waiter asks why didn't you finish it and you eat while he's standing over your head? Neither do we. You can stop at any time if you're not feeling well.

9. You have to accept everything at least once.

This is usually mentioned when a male asks you to have anal sex. But you can be a sexually adventurer with a free soul on your own terms, not his. And if that means avoiding certain sexual things, then so be it.

10. If you do not arrive at orgasm at the same time, you are not synchronized.

Whoever has a little sexual experience, I know this almost never happens so don't feel bad about it.

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