Things More Important Than the Size of a penis

Men and women are different and although I have respect for only a few specimens of this gender, I continue with the futile attempts to understand. That's why I don't feel like their penis-sized obsession is falling out of the sky, which is most of the time inside my pants.

I've said a thousand times, there's no gel, no pump or secret formula that enlarges the penis. The plastic surgery spans it for only a few inches (very insignificant), and at the end of the day it has its own risk. So dear guys, remember, there are many other important things you need to have besides the size of the penis you keep as if you have eyes.

Hygiena

Your hygiene, your smell, your care for yourself matters. Those nails might be cut and don't raise that finger again. What the hell is a portal spoon?

Eye contact

Because important conversations are made by eye contact, not by looking down on what's up to.

Music You Hear

No wonder people say that new music is important. Music is the element that unites or divides. If you're notzy's fan or the stupid, turbo-folk music and so on, the size of your penis won't improve the situation.

Dress or Pants

If you coordinate the red jacket with red sneakers, or you have too tight pants, it means you still can't buy for yourself as adults. That's way worse than a micropenis.

As soon as he hears you, you know.

Penis has no ears. Even if there were, I don't think they'd understand enough.

Ability to Communication

He's capable of communicating, answering when you need him? A penis can't talk on the phone. What about your friends? Is it communicable, do you find common language? Not for anything, but they will judge the behavior, not the family jewels.

How he feels about feminism and gender equality

Of course, every boy is welcome to know more about gender equality, but if it's already a completed project, it makes the size of his penis insignificant.

How good it is at donating orgasms

I know you all think that donating orgasms depends on the size of the penis. But that is not the case.