12 hours agoA list of the funst lies men tell before sex
Periskopi(6 years ago)
(6 years ago)You know men would do anything to get you into their bed. When we say everything, everything! In fact, just as without realizing it, they turn into so cute liars, just so the night ends by predicting: Sex! Surely, what you have heard the most, are the list of lies below! [...]
You know men would do anything to get you into their bed. When we say everything, everything! In fact, just as without realizing it, they turn into so cute liars, just so the night ends by predicting: Sex! Surely, what you have heard the most, are the list of lies below!
#1.
Come on! Let's see a movie, hang around, eat something...
Two.
You gotta take your clothes off. We're not even having sex. I just like the feeling of your skin touching my skin.
#3.
Why do you think I want to fuck you today?
Four.
It's cold in here, let's get in bed.
Five.
You're beautiful and it would be an honor to sleep with you!
#6.
I won't tell anyone if you don't tell anyone!
#7.
I just want to bathe in a tub with lots of bubbles with you- nothing more!
#8.
You wanna come see my dog? 3:00 in the morning...
Nine.
You don't have to return my honor!
#10.
Let's go see TV in your room?
